Sunday, June 04, 2006

Yesterday I was in a fishing tournament. My dermatologist would hate the major result: I am now deeply tanned. I can't help it; I slobber on sun block and turn brown anyway.

The lesser result: I finished in the same position I have finished in every golf tournament I've entered. The difference: yesterday I shared last place with many people who also didn't catch anything. In golf tournaments I have sole possession of last place.

Resolution: more fishing tournaments.

3 Comments:

Blogger Amber said...

I bet your dermatologist wouldn't hate your deep tan as much as he would hate my sunburn, which hurts when the wind blows on it, and when it doesn't. I forgot my sunblock yesterday, then spent three hours on a boat. (Though we weren't in the tournament, we also came home fish-free.)

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, but, perhaps, more golfing! Although you continue to have the same results in golf (last place) you have the place all to yourself!

slobber on sun blok Odd visions with that comment! I'm sure the sight of your tanned body rivals that of the Gods of Olympus.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Loralee Choate said...

I.Love.Fishing.

No one else gets it except my sister, who I take with me.

My youngest son announced he had, "A moral objection to fishing" at age 6.

What's a girl to do?

11:42 PM  

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